Dimension Thieves Episode #3 - Character Interview with Calerbius Brown

This week, we have the author’s pick for an interview.  I’ve chosen Calerbius Brown, the cantankerous mechanic with a social chip on his shoulder.  I hope you enjoy getting to know him a little better!

Misty:  How are you Calerbius?  It’s good to have you here for a chat.
Calerbius:  I don’t want to be here.  I got things to do.
Misty:  I’ll try to make it quick, alright?
Calerbius:  Can you make it over?
Misty (laughs):  No, I’m sorry, I can’t do that.  People are dying to find out a little more about the man who is Calerbius Brown...good guy or villian?  We're dying to know!
Calerbius: (harumphs)  (scratches his butt)
Misty:   I see you're not up for a soul-searching interview.  How about we just play a short round of This or That?
Calerbius:  How about we just end this and let me get on to all that.
Misty:  (sighs)  Ok, Calerbius, first question.  Would you rather be a mechanic or a cook?
Calerbius:  (screws up face)  What kinda question is that?  I don’t wanna be neither.  I shoulda been president, that’s what I'd rather.  And if I was, it'd be a law that people can’t do none of these useless interviews…
Misty: (tries to hold polite smile)  Alright, you'd rather be president.  How about this one:  Would you rather live on Antythera or choose another dimension?
Calerbius:  What business is it of yers?  What are you doin, anyway?  Writin’ a book?
Misty: (straight face)  Listen,  Calerbius, I’m the author here and we're supposed to do a character interview.  If you’re going to be uncooperative, I’m going to have to edit your answers.
Calerbius:  You’d like that wouldn’t ya?  All you people—Level A’s and authors and snot nose captains…alla you think you’re so high and mighty—
Misty:  OH FOR THE LOVE OF STORIES!  I’M TRYING TO GIVE YOU A CHANCE HERE!  I’M GIVING YOU A PLATFORM TO SPEAK YOUR PIECE AND WIN THE AUDIENCE OVER, YOU PIGHEADED MECHANIC!
Calerbius:  You this loud all the time?
Misty: (throws up hands)  I give up.  Calerbius Brown, everybody…

Calerbius: (nods with an extended lip)  Donchya forget it, neither.

To find out why Calerbius is such a cantankerous old fart, 

grab Episode One of the Dimension Thieves and come along on the adventure:

The Dimension Thieves (Episode One):

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The Dimension Thieves (Episode Two):

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The Dimension Thieves (Episode Three):

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