SPOILER ALERT! If you haven’t read The Dimension Thieves, Episode 3 yet, this will certainly spoil your fun. NO PEEKING. The only way to remedy this is for you to get yourself quickly over to an ebook store, snatch up the first three episodes and read like the wind. Don’t you come back here until you’re through. Then, and only then, come on back and read what went wrong in one of the fan fave scenes!
Scene: Katuna Baro to show Force the Captain’s Quarters
“A Captain does need to know his ship,” Katuna says from the stairs.
Both actors, Force and Pawl, turn to see Katuna Baro holding the rail at the top step. Unfortunately, they also see the wardrobe malfunction Katuna is unknowingly sporting. From her mark, Katuna’s left hoot is not exposed to Force yet, but plays peek-a-boo with Pawl.
“I’ve taken the tour already,” Katuna says, ignoring Pawl as he flails, pointing to her exposed niplet in way of warning. Katuna continues to ignore him, since he is off-camera, assuming he is just trying to sabotage her scene. The actors enjoy doing that to one another—a challenge to see who can successfully finish their scene, despite distractions.
However, Force notices Pawl’s frantic gestures and as Katuna steps forward to take Force’s arm, he catches a glimpse of the exposure .
“I could show you around, if you like,” Katuna continues, dutifully ignoring Pawl as Force’s eyes bulge.
“Thank you,” Force replies as he tries to jockey her sideways in order to block any x-rated filming. Katuna, thinking Force is trying to steal her shot, shoves him and the strain in his tone is detectable as he finishes the line, “But this tour isn’t for pleasure.”
“At least let me show you where your quarters are, Captain,” Katuna purrs, elbowing her way back into the shot. The whole dress has given up the ghost and is flapping like a saggy pirate flag over Katuna’s open treasure chest. She thrusts back her shoulders, going full-Superbowl-Jackson. “At least let me show you that.”
Pawl begins to guffaw as the camera man spots the problem. The lens zooms in and Force finally puts out a hand, blocking the shot as Katuna finally looks down and gapes before pinching together the opening of her malfunctioning dress.
Links for The Dimension Thieves (FIRST episode):
Amazon: http://amzn.to/1zpoCQU
Ibooks: https://itunes.apple.com/us/book/id961456694
Barnes & Noble: http://bit.ly/1GA9i9O
Kobo: https://store.kobobooks.com/en-US/ebook/the-dimension-thieves
Links for The Dimension Thieves (SECOND episode):
Amazon: http://amzn.to/1zpoCQU
Ibooks: https://itunes.apple.com/us/book/id961456694
Barnes & Noble: http://bit.ly/1GA9i9O
Kobo: http://bit.ly/1aAR2CW
Links for The Dimension Thieves (THIRD episode):
Amazon: http://amzn.to/1NCjD7n
Ibooks: https://itunes.apple.com/us/book/id981595221
Barnes & Noble: http://bit.ly/1HjZh0A
Kobo: http://bit.ly/19H5IQb
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